I noticed whatever the latest ailment is
or as I like to call it “excuse” people say
I saw it on the internet! That’s the exact
thing that is ruining my life! When Gluten
Intolerance was announced people said
no no I am not fat because I eat to much
I saw it on the internet I am gluten
intolerant! I said yeah but the guy who
Created that said basically it doesn’t exist!
Yeah but it does I have that! Ha ha yeah
you have an excuse.
Now the fidget toy came out and a guy told
me the reason I haven’t been successful is
because as soon as anyone tells me
anything beneficial I zone right out! I
would be a lot more successful if I had
a fidget toy! You see the fidget toy would
allow me to concentrate on stuff and I
would be successful! No, no sorry to tell
You a psychologist just said a fidget toy
Will not make you concentrate more.
People are still going to say but it works for
me even when experts prove it does not.